Monday, September 12, 2005

Random thoughts from Osaka...

HELLO WORLD!

This is Japan where everything is clean and cool- even the man-hole covers.

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This is a semi-love-letter I got from a girl before I before I left for Japan. I call it a semi-love letter because she doesn't love me but she still gave me a love letter. Oh well, at least I got something.

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In Japan there is a general election going on. Here is a poster for one canidate. Look at his raised fist, his determined fist in his eyes. "Hurry up and take the picture! I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING DUMP!"

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This cat is NOT FUCKING GETTING AWAY. He is related, I believe, to the CHICKEN WHO IS NOT FUCKING GETTING AWAY, the Thiland chicken who was locked in several cages.

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WONDER TWIN POWERS ACTIVE!! Person One: Form of a funky smelly sock foreigner. Person two: Form of a Japanese politican whoo needs to take a dump.

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Hay! What is a MEXICAN guy doing on my post about Japan?!?!

HAHA! This is Mezeamorto Gonzolas! I have taken over this BLOG! All you post belong to US! The new name of this blog is LETTERS FROM THE REVOLUTION. Do not resist! We will shove a burritto in every oraface of your body and read you bad poetry through a Mr.Microphone using a Chiwawa Taco Bell accent.

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I found out later that the reason these cats are tied up is that they are so CUTE and you would want to steal them. I pet this wonderful creature for 10 minutes. She rolled on her back and looked up to the sky in estacy as I rubbed her stomach. Oh if only my ex-girlfriends were so easy to please...

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Serperated at bith?

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This is STARBUCKS which is so amazingly successful because they have a forumal that no other coffee shop in Japan seems able to cpoy: NO FREAKIN' SMOKING. Look at how long the line is. it is crazy how buzy Starbucks is at any given time. The only reason I attend Starbucks is because, again, the super-secret, super-succesful, un-copy-able forumela, NO SMOKING.

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I was so nervous taking the picture. At any given time there are several women struting about. I didn't want to seem like a perve and get caught taking their picture. I was so nervous that I took a shot of the floor.

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Me to old Japanese guy: HAY, I'll pay you five bucks if you shave your hair and put on this crazy costume..

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Japan is crazy about bikes. This is an average parking lot.

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Unfortunately, it isn't cool work out biking. It is annoying, ride on the sidewalk and run over the foreginer while he is walking home from the supermarket biking.

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Japanese are also mega hip on VENDING MACHINES. What is this one? It's named HAPPY FAMILY. Hmmmm... what could it possible be? How about CONDOMS? Ding! Ten points for Letters-to-mom blog writter.

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Here is an interesting dog shaped vending machine. Shove the money up his ass and reach down his throught.

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That's the random thoughts of the day kids. Hope you were able to see it through the crack haze that you are undoubtable in.

1 Comments:

Blogger Kain said...

It's about time you updated. I was wondering what happened to you.

6:12 PM  

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