Went to a CHINESE restaurant yesterday. And by CHINESE I mean CHINESE. Nothing was trimmed or catered for the foreign taste. Everything was served in a small wading pool of oil and topped capriciously with RED HOT chilly peppers and a heavy dose of ANSEN seeds that are as digestible as small little porcupines. Also there was smokers. Also our waiter didn't even speak Japanese.
I got on the train and I was slated to show up an hour or so early for work.